'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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