Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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