Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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