And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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