I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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