he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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