he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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