Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Alive.
So much puke
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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