the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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