I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
