hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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