I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I came so hard my ears popped.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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