Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
The Olympian is in my bed
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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