After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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