I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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