I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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