high people should be assigned attendants
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I have post one night stand depression
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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