the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Women Are Tweeting Photos Of Their Underwear To Support Rape Victim Whose Thong Was Cited During Trial
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
21 ‘Don’t Say It’ Tweets That Are Gonna Get Said Every Damn Time
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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