that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
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It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
There are leaves in my underwear?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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