she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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