I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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