Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Are we still banned from the library?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
