So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
