Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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