In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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