im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
ok first of all what the fuck
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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