did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
And then the night went full on bisexual.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Randomize
