google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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