You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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