Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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