Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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