whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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