Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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