He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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