Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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