when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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