I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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