check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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