But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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