third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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