South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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