ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Send help, water and tortillas.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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