***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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