Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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