What a fucking waste of an outfit
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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