My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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