fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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