do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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