We're like a lot better than the average bears
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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