grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
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