I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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