What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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