i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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