I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
The adults are the big ones right?
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