So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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