I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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