People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
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In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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